Here are my thoughts on Spiderman 3.

1. Tobey Maguire just made #3 spot onj my Most Annoying Actors Ever list.
2. Kirsten Dunst would be much more pretty if she wasn't so ugly. Like, she needs to look 24/7 like she did in the movie.
3. Where'd that fucking Alfred-clone-butler come from?
4. I've seen male gay porno actors who sucked less cock than this movie.
5. Bruce Campbell > J.K. Simmons > anything, and anyone in that movie.
 
First words out of my mouth to my girl when the credits started:


Wow, I am so sorry.



That was the worst movie fucking ever. "Hey toots, find us some shade"
 
How about Superman coming back and realizing the world around him has changed...Lois is married, etc. I thought the crystal bit was alright too.




X2 on the other hand...let's spin an entire movie around some obscure part of Wolverine's background!
 
he'll do a good job and be more true to the comics then good ol jack did (not knocking jacks role. he worked with what he had and really was the star of the first batman, but he wasnt true to the comics)
 
I was on the fents about him being chosen to play Spiderman since day one, but I guess he did OK in the first one, the second one was pretty cool too, but he was fucking annoying in this movie.
The I don't think I can finish watching it kind of annoying.
Thomas Haden CHurch was cool though. I like him. I've liked him ever since he played that challenged mechanic on Wings.
On, and Forman sucked too. He tried too hard, and looked like he had a cheap Dracula costume.
 
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