Help ! What should my friend do with this weird fellow?

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Nessie from Loch Ness

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My friend met this fellow who works in our local supermarket. They went out, and when he returned to her house later the first thing he did was to pull out his BITS on the seat. He showed her his stud in the DOO DAA. My friend was taken a back ! He had since texted her wanting to meet her again. What would you do folks !

Have been told he has been violent to others.
Works in the bakery department, frightened he puts the holes in the doughnuts ?
 
Little bit forward and presumptuous for a first date! lol But perhaps your friend should view the stud in the doodaa as a farmer views the nose ring in a bull, give it a tug and the bull is totally compliant
 
Bits on the seat sound like fun times to this Captain... I'll commandeer the vessel if your friend doesn't want it...
 
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