HELP! need to pass drug test?

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i smoked marijuana today, last night, and probly every night this week..i dont think weed stays in my system for that belong, because ion many occasions ive smoked and came up clean, but this is a court-mandated drug test so i reallly really need to pass it, the test is tommorow, i was told to drink as much tea as i can because the antioxidents make you pee,thus clearing out your system, is this true? please please help!

im aware im stupid for this, please dont leave comments like "try not smoking" all thats gonna do is waste my time.
 
If they actually watch you pee, then you are screwed. You can't even get the harder drugs out of your system in 24 hours. The only reason people tell you to drink a lot of tea/water is to water down your urine so there is not enough actual urine there to test, which the court will count as a failure anyway. They're not stupid.

Your only hope really is to buy some fake powdered urine, or get someone's clean pee (gross I know) and warm it up with one of little hand warmer things people have in cold weather. I've passed drug tests like that before, although you have to make sure you get the stuff warm enough, or again, the court will just make you redo it.
 
Well other than not smoking it, you could admit to smoking it and claim it is a breach of civil rights to be testing you for it. Spend some time on research (have a choof first) and you will be able to produce a good argument on how unconstitutional it is to persecute people for smoking cannabis.

Remember to call it cannabis too. Marijuana is a word that was only used to confuse the medical profession (who use to prescribe cannabis for a variety of ailments) and get the prohibition bill passed without opposition
 
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