trying to win a joke contest to win some tickets...any really funny jokes ? is this funny:
A man walking in the desert, stumbles over something and, low and behold, its a lamp. He picks it up and does the usual rub-the-lamp, the the usual genie comes out and the genie says,
I am the genie of the lamp, you have freed me from my prison, and for this, i shall grant you 3 wishes, however, there is a catch, for whatever you wish for, your worst enemy in the world will receive in double.
the man thinks and says, genie, my first wish will be that i own 10 beautiful mansions around the world, and that in each mansion, i shall have 20 beautiful naked supermodels there at all times ready to please me in any way imaginable. the genie goes poof and says "ok, you wish is granted, howver, beware that your worst enemy now has double that, he now has 20 mansions around the world and 40 beautiful women waiting for him"
the man says, "ok then, my second wish is that i have 10 billion dollars in the bank" the genie goes poof and says "your second wish has been granted, but beware, your worst enemy now has 20 billion dollars in the bank"
the genie says "now is the time for your third wish, what shall it be?" the man says, "ok genie, lemme get this straight, whatever you give me, my worst enemy will receive in double right?" the genie says, "that is correct"
the man says "genie, my last wish is for you to beat me half to death"
A man walking in the desert, stumbles over something and, low and behold, its a lamp. He picks it up and does the usual rub-the-lamp, the the usual genie comes out and the genie says,
I am the genie of the lamp, you have freed me from my prison, and for this, i shall grant you 3 wishes, however, there is a catch, for whatever you wish for, your worst enemy in the world will receive in double.
the man thinks and says, genie, my first wish will be that i own 10 beautiful mansions around the world, and that in each mansion, i shall have 20 beautiful naked supermodels there at all times ready to please me in any way imaginable. the genie goes poof and says "ok, you wish is granted, howver, beware that your worst enemy now has double that, he now has 20 mansions around the world and 40 beautiful women waiting for him"
the man says, "ok then, my second wish is that i have 10 billion dollars in the bank" the genie goes poof and says "your second wish has been granted, but beware, your worst enemy now has 20 billion dollars in the bank"
the genie says "now is the time for your third wish, what shall it be?" the man says, "ok genie, lemme get this straight, whatever you give me, my worst enemy will receive in double right?" the genie says, "that is correct"
the man says "genie, my last wish is for you to beat me half to death"