oh look it's chavis come to teach me the basics of the language I should've gotten to grips with before I started trying (and failing) to correct people on the internets.
I don't want to embarrass you in front of the New Guy, but it should be, "STFU, MBM".
And normally, I only like my friends to call me MBM- not smelly, socially awkward, stammering, half-wits. Although, since you would most likely fack up the spelling anyway, go ahead... *sigh*
You're not very good at this, are you. Rest assured, though, by the time I get bored with you you'll be more than capable of stringing together a coherent sentence.
I understand. It must've been difficult tackling the nuances of the language when your sole role model only made gagging noises.