Have you seen the Wizard Of Oz like this?

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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.They finally made it to the Emerald City . ....and went to find the Great Wizard

'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

'I've come for some courage.'

'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:

'Well, I think I need a heart.'

'Done! Says the Wizard.'

'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'

Up stepped Bush and said,

'The American people say that I need a brain.'

'No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,

But he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

'Well, what do YOU want?'

'IS DOROTHY HERE ?'
 
i dont even care for clinton and i didnt like that...you should never joke presidents or former ones
 
wtf man, thats awsome. i thought the sizard of oz stunk but u made it fun. rock on!
 
OMG!! thts HILARIOUS!!! OMG I'VE NVR HEARD THT 1 B4!
CAN I USE IT IN EMAILS??? I LOVE THT JOKE!
 
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