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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.They finally made it to the Emerald City . ....and went to find the Great Wizard
'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! Says the Wizard.'
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'The American people say that I need a brain.'
'No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do YOU want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE ?'
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.They finally made it to the Emerald City . ....and went to find the Great Wizard
'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! Says the Wizard.'
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'The American people say that I need a brain.'
'No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do YOU want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE ?'