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Maybe you have heard a version of it.
Anyways, here it is:
The people at the world headquarters of Jehovah Witnesses in New York City were going about their day when an announcement came over the public address system. Everyone was told to assemble in five minutes in the auditorium.
The speaker said, "I give you Brother Jay Doubleyou, the President of the Society and our Leader."
Everybody clapped.
Brother Jay Doubleyou said, "Brothers and sisters, I have good news and bad news. The good news is this: I just got a phone call from Jesus Christ. He has returned to earth."
Well, there was joyous shouting and laughter and chattering and everybody was happy. Then somebody shouted, "Wait a minute. If Jesus called and is back on earth, there can't be any bad news."
The President of the society replied, "Oh yeah? He was calling from the Vatican."
Anyways, here it is:
The people at the world headquarters of Jehovah Witnesses in New York City were going about their day when an announcement came over the public address system. Everyone was told to assemble in five minutes in the auditorium.
The speaker said, "I give you Brother Jay Doubleyou, the President of the Society and our Leader."
Everybody clapped.
Brother Jay Doubleyou said, "Brothers and sisters, I have good news and bad news. The good news is this: I just got a phone call from Jesus Christ. He has returned to earth."
Well, there was joyous shouting and laughter and chattering and everybody was happy. Then somebody shouted, "Wait a minute. If Jesus called and is back on earth, there can't be any bad news."
The President of the society replied, "Oh yeah? He was calling from the Vatican."