have you heard this joke?

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Sister got Milk?

There was once a 94- year old nun in the 1890's who's worn out body began to surrender.Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her.
However not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her mother supierior knew the elderly sister loved milk.So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day.Eventually, the elderly pous one approched her final hour.As several sisters gathred around her bedside, the mother supieor asked if she wanted to leave them an words of wisdom.

"Oh yes," she replied."Never sell that cow!"
 
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