why do blondes take the pill...so they know what day of the week it is
what's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette ? a blonde doing cartwheels
a blonde goes to the hospital to give blood.they ask what type she is , she tells them she's an outgoing cat lover
did you hear about the blonde who thought doris day was a national holiday
why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice,because it said concentrate
have you heard of the new blonde paint,it's not very bright but it's cheap and spreads easy
Boob jokes
why is the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist,because you could fit another pair of breasts there
why is the wonder bra called a wonder bra,because when she takes it off you wonder where her boobs went
a young woman takes a baby to the doctors, she says to the doctor" baby seems unwell,instead of gaining weight he's lost a few ounces the last week", the doctor examines the baby and then asks,"is he bottle or breast fed", "breast fed",she replies,"let's take a look,strip down to your waist" says the doctor,she strips down and the doctor proceeds to squeeze and massage both breasts and tweak and pull both nipples,finally he says "no wonder baby is hungry,you're not producing any milk","of course i haven't"says the woman, "i'm his aunt"
a man goes in a butchers and asks if the butcher has got a sheeps head,the butcher said "no, it's just the way i brush my hair"
2 cannibals are eating a clown,one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you"
paddy was taking his driving test and the examiner asked him what a single yellow line meant,paddy said "it means you can't park there at all", "and what do double yellow lines mean" asks the examiner,paddy says "it means you can't park there at all at all"
a tanker carrying glue has shed it's load on the motorway,drivers are advised to stick to the hard shoulder
why don't civil servants stare out of the window in the morning,because if they did they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon
when they were married,paul mcCartney bought heather mills a plane for christmas,he got her a lady shave for the other leg
what's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette ? a blonde doing cartwheels
a blonde goes to the hospital to give blood.they ask what type she is , she tells them she's an outgoing cat lover
did you hear about the blonde who thought doris day was a national holiday
why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice,because it said concentrate
have you heard of the new blonde paint,it's not very bright but it's cheap and spreads easy
Boob jokes
why is the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist,because you could fit another pair of breasts there
why is the wonder bra called a wonder bra,because when she takes it off you wonder where her boobs went
a young woman takes a baby to the doctors, she says to the doctor" baby seems unwell,instead of gaining weight he's lost a few ounces the last week", the doctor examines the baby and then asks,"is he bottle or breast fed", "breast fed",she replies,"let's take a look,strip down to your waist" says the doctor,she strips down and the doctor proceeds to squeeze and massage both breasts and tweak and pull both nipples,finally he says "no wonder baby is hungry,you're not producing any milk","of course i haven't"says the woman, "i'm his aunt"
a man goes in a butchers and asks if the butcher has got a sheeps head,the butcher said "no, it's just the way i brush my hair"
2 cannibals are eating a clown,one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you"
paddy was taking his driving test and the examiner asked him what a single yellow line meant,paddy said "it means you can't park there at all", "and what do double yellow lines mean" asks the examiner,paddy says "it means you can't park there at all at all"
a tanker carrying glue has shed it's load on the motorway,drivers are advised to stick to the hard shoulder
why don't civil servants stare out of the window in the morning,because if they did they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon
when they were married,paul mcCartney bought heather mills a plane for christmas,he got her a lady shave for the other leg