Have you heard the joke about the busload of politicians on a country road in Texas?...

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...(Please See Below)? The bus crashed into a tree in a Texas farmer's field. The farmer found the wreck, dug a hole, and buried all of the politicians. A few days later the county sheriff came out to the scene of the tragedy (?) and inquired, "What happened to all of the politicians?" "Well," the farmer drawled in his Texan twang, "I buried 'em!" "Were they dead?" asked the sheriff. The farmer leaned on his shovel and said, "Well, some of 'em said they weren't dead, but you know how they lie.'
 
oh how true. mind you some of them should have buried themselves in shame or whatever.

remember a lot of politicians couldn't lie straight in bed if they tried so by the time he buried them they were all probably bent anyway.
 
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