One Liners
How do crazy people go through the forest?
- They take the psycho path.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
- "Dam"
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
- Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
- Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
- A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
- Subordinate Clauses.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
- Spoiled milk.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
- A nervous wreck.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
- Right where you left him.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
- They're trying to get away from the noise.
What is a zebra?
- 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with a Collie?
- A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
- Sanka.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
- They take the psycho path.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
- "Dam"
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
- Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
- Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
- A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
- Subordinate Clauses.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
- Spoiled milk.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
- A nervous wreck.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
- Right where you left him.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
- They're trying to get away from the noise.
What is a zebra?
- 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with a Collie?
- A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
- Sanka.