Have you heard any funny fish stories lately?

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.

The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz..
 
I have never understood fish humor, I have a 10 gallon tank full of guppies and I never understand any of their jokes. I think they are just evil as if you get anywhere near they all swim to the side and stare at me.
 
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