have you got the perfect rhythm (joke)?

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Kyra P

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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i have to muffle my laughter cause if i laughed really hard my sister would have demanded to know what i was laughing about. then she would have yelled to my mom that i was laughing about a sex joke

p.s. good thing i clicked this question then went pee, cause if i didnt, i would have piss all over me.

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Mary was talking to her 97 years aged friend whose hubby passed away recently.
"Oh Susan, I’m so sorry. How did Tom die?"
"He had a heart attack on last Sunday morning while we were making love."
"But Susan," says Ruth, "Didn’t you realize that at this age having sex would be asking for trouble?"
"Many years ago," replies her Susan, "realizing our advanced age, we thought the best time to make love was when the church bells were ringing. It was just the right rhythm for us, nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply down on the Ding and up on the Dong. And if that ice cream van hadn't come along, Tom would still be alive today."
 
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