Have you ever heard this riddle?

This ole farmer has three daughters and they all have dates the same night.
The first guy pulls up says, "Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?"
The ole Farmer thinks to himself, well he seems like a nice boy, so he gets Flo and off they go.
The second guy pulls up says, "
HI, my name is Freddie, I'm here to pick up Hetti, we are going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"
Farmer thinks this young man aint so bad, so he gets Hetti and they leave.
Well, little while later, Farmer is sitting there rocking away in his chair when the last guy pulls up.
The guy gets out of his car and says "Hi, my name is Chuck,............
Right then the Farmer jumps outta his chair and says "You ain't going
nowhere!" LOL,,, I still laugh every time I tell this one.
 
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