Drank too much, then woke up in the morning naked with your butt covered in some kind of vasoline or oil like substance and in pain. My buddies claim its normal camp life.
LOL oh my god one time me and a bunch of friends went camping in the middle of the woods and got sooooo fucking drunk and stoned it was the funniest night of my life.
And no vaseline but we all woke up the next morning with marshmellows and dirt all over our faces... especially my friend she looked like she got a dirty sanchez, it was hilarious!