Have you ever eavesdropped on folk in the Garden Centre?

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"You wake up every morning
As happy as a bird;
I can be as irate as sh1t
You never say a word;

You keep the place neat as a pin
From stormcellar to gable;
No matter how late I get home
My dinner's on the table;

You never ask for clothes or shoes;
Never have a headache;
You laugh and whistle all day long ...
My love, for goodness' sake

Confirm my worst suspicions here
1000% true:
Eve, you've been seeing Someone Else!"


"Oh, Adam, such as who?"
 
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