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Ivan Itchiscrote
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ok, am sneaking more than 1 joke in here a last question for 24 hrs has been reached hello guys....esp for psdb
1. According to a recent study of Scottish ladies eating habits, the healthiest breakfast is a blo.w.job , as it comes with a sausage ,two nuts and a protein shot....ladies, stay healthy suck a d*ck......
2. When asked if I 'preferred legs or breasts', i told the man i had a particular fondness for shaven havens...He then informed me that 'this wasn't an option when ordering a KFC bargain bucket...'
3. A lesbian slept with 14 women in the one night..and suddenly died next day. At her post-mortem ,it was revealed she had died from a (wait for it) crack overdose.
4. Paddy O'Sullivan strikes it lucky, and wins 6million pounds on the Lottery. Camelot say to him 'we are running low on funds this week, so we will give you 3million quid this week and 3 million of it next week...'Paddy out-raged .tells them' look if you're goin to fukc me about just give me my pound back!'
hope u liked ......
jammers absolutely no feckinconnection at all ,well spotted, u got 2 points for sayin so..this q and associated points will prob be wiped off just wanted to hog some limelight for 5mins, its artic where i stay....cold and alone. no nooky etc
1. According to a recent study of Scottish ladies eating habits, the healthiest breakfast is a blo.w.job , as it comes with a sausage ,two nuts and a protein shot....ladies, stay healthy suck a d*ck......
2. When asked if I 'preferred legs or breasts', i told the man i had a particular fondness for shaven havens...He then informed me that 'this wasn't an option when ordering a KFC bargain bucket...'
3. A lesbian slept with 14 women in the one night..and suddenly died next day. At her post-mortem ,it was revealed she had died from a (wait for it) crack overdose.
4. Paddy O'Sullivan strikes it lucky, and wins 6million pounds on the Lottery. Camelot say to him 'we are running low on funds this week, so we will give you 3million quid this week and 3 million of it next week...'Paddy out-raged .tells them' look if you're goin to fukc me about just give me my pound back!'
hope u liked ......
jammers absolutely no feckinconnection at all ,well spotted, u got 2 points for sayin so..this q and associated points will prob be wiped off just wanted to hog some limelight for 5mins, its artic where i stay....cold and alone. no nooky etc