has anyone got any better chat up lines than this?

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HUGH JARSE

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Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.

“I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you… and send you on your way.”
 
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