Love it! Genius Jimmy! Screw waiting for JK, we should write it ourselves!
'It was dawn in the quiet little town of Little Whinging, little Pow Pow Potter was waking up. It wasn't until he tried to find his cigarettes that he noticed they were missing.
Stumbling out of his pit, he stomped up to Ms Ginny and screamed; 'Mom! Innit, what have you done wiv my FINGS? Memba I told you, NOT to touch my fings?! They MY fings!'
Suddenly, he broke down. 'I don't appreciate you touching my FINGS! Memba I told you!'
Without thinking, Pow Pow pulled out his wand and shouted; 'Pow Pow!'. A huge gush of light floated out of the wand, straight at Ms Ginny, missing her by inches.
Angered & angry; 'Wingardium Leviosa!' screamed Ms Ginny. Pow Pow's wand flew out of his hand and up towarRAB the ceiling.
'Thats my FING! Memba I told you about stealing my FINGS!' Pow Pow screamed at the top of his lungs, and eventually broke down onto the floor.
POW POW
Completely random, sorry, got carried away there!