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chonita

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I am lactose intolerant...and debating suicide because of it.
I am thinking of applying for a handicapped parking spot.

For those of you who don't know what lactose intolerancy is, I will inform you.

It is a sick disease, a vile and corrupt pollution upon the human body.
If lactose is ingested by the sufferer, then the victim of this disease will be subject to being farty and bloated.
 
Dude, if you are seriously contemplating suicide because you're lactose intolerante, than you have a much worse disease than that. IF you're joking about suicide.....it's not funny.
 
ok ok, settle down. This thing was more for a posting of lactose intolerant kids. A minority.
And learn to lighten up a bit. I know its not funny.
Jeez!
 
My wife is lactose intolerant and she hates it. But, I don't think she wants to kill herself because of it. She just drinks soymilk and only eats a very little bit of products with lactose in them if she really wants it.
 
There are pills you can take right before or after you eat something diary that will help you digest it. My exgirlfriend took them, and it helped. She used to be lactose intolerant, until she just eventually became entirely intolerant, especially towards me.
 
Yeah there are. My mother is lactose and she takes them everyday. It helped her alot, and I've noticed she seems much more happier not having a limit of quality foods that you can eat. She said it relieved her stress from checking everything she ate if it was lactose or not.:thumbsup:
 
My ex-girlfriend is lactose intolerant.... God I hate that bitch.
Wait.... that wasn't really relavant was it?
Just take the pills if you need dairy that much.
 
-I have lactose, no biggie! stupid ass...
- cheese doesnt have lactose
- you can take pills that cut up the lactose(which youre body can't do if youre lactose intolerant) I take them sometimes.
-honestly it is really easy to live as a lactose intolerant.
 
I used to know a lactose intolerant guy that was a real asshole.

That was entirely irrelevant, but I'm not sure what the point of this thread is anyway, so it's all good. =D
 
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