A sandwich.
No ordinary sandwich.
A pastrami sandwich. Hold the mayo.
HARK! Here comes a woman!
Master assembler of sammiches and dinner!
Oh swell! She must be a skilled engineer of the breaded delight!
Just look at those hindquarters! Like pillows of happiness!
BUT HOLD! Her hair...it is short and rebellious!
Avast, me mateys, we have been tricked!
She be a feminist! No sandwiches will be made here today!
Only complaints!
Quick, man the harpoons and sound the war whoops!
Our bristling muscles and hairy chests will...
SMITE her and her..."rights" and "reasoning"!
We have FOOTBALL!
Whats this? A femnotaur! A vicious creature!
Disarm it! Catch the battle axe!
Our weapons are ineffective! Unbelievable!
We must...
SUMMON
THE
MAN-TARAY!
Ah-HA! Their beast is no match for him.
He watches much football and has
A chest that rivals even the GREATEST of forests!
Run, feminists! Run with your legs of
DEFIANCE!
We will celebrate with BEER!
Made for MEN!
What do you guys think?
No ordinary sandwich.
A pastrami sandwich. Hold the mayo.
HARK! Here comes a woman!
Master assembler of sammiches and dinner!
Oh swell! She must be a skilled engineer of the breaded delight!
Just look at those hindquarters! Like pillows of happiness!
BUT HOLD! Her hair...it is short and rebellious!
Avast, me mateys, we have been tricked!
She be a feminist! No sandwiches will be made here today!
Only complaints!
Quick, man the harpoons and sound the war whoops!
Our bristling muscles and hairy chests will...
SMITE her and her..."rights" and "reasoning"!
We have FOOTBALL!
Whats this? A femnotaur! A vicious creature!
Disarm it! Catch the battle axe!
Our weapons are ineffective! Unbelievable!
We must...
SUMMON
THE
MAN-TARAY!
Ah-HA! Their beast is no match for him.
He watches much football and has
A chest that rivals even the GREATEST of forests!
Run, feminists! Run with your legs of
DEFIANCE!
We will celebrate with BEER!
Made for MEN!
What do you guys think?