Halloween has gone from scary to cartoony

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kittymom

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So, I was driving around my neighborhood today, cause that's what cool people do.

Ok, not really. But I was driving home from work, admiring the halloween decorations, and had a good chuckle. Blow-up ghosts pulling silly faces with stupid grins on their faces. Giant plastic pumpkin things, again with stupid grins. I thought halloween was supposed to be the scary holiday. Where kids would dress up in scary costumes and scare the living shit out of the people they got candy from. The days where people gave out candy based on the costume, not becaues they felt obligated. Etc etc.

Ninja turtles aren't scary. Neither are cats. Neither are 99% of costumes you see people wear these days. I'm not just talking about kids, I'm talking about everybody who celebrates this lame-brain holiday. It's supposed to be when people dress up scary to scare demons away. The only thing today's costumes might do is make a demon die from laughing too hard.

The only scary things I see on halloween these days are clowns. Those fuckers scare the hell out of me.
 
SO many girls are using halloween costumes as an excuse to be slutty. moreso this year. but hey, whos complaining?

Me, because I'll most likely be alone this halloween.
 
That's the sole purpose behind halloween.

People were scared that demons would come from hell or someshit and eat their babies and rape their donkeys so they started putting fake skeletons outside to scare them away.
 
It's because all the "scary" stuff is old and done.
No one wants to be a witch for 5 years running.

This one's scary
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Halloween has always been cartoon-ish, even before there were cartoons. Before your kids' time, there was Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin. Before that, it was Casper, before that, it was children going door to door singing songs and begging for soul cakes. Before that, it was the winter solstice/harvest parties, which were not about the devil, thank you very much, although they were about paganism. Before that, well, who knows? But the whole halloween being scary thing is a bunch of horseshit. It never has been, it has always been about celebration, not worshiping the devil or being scary.
 
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