I am going to be a "Mafioso" / Drug Trafficer. Trying to go for the Columbian Drug Lord kind of look. I picked up some shades and a cigar today, I have the other stuff picked out complete with boots and snakeskin belt:
dude my friend's boyfriend did that a few weeks ago and used one of those rounded trash can lids as a helmet and spray painted it yellow. he ended up having to take it off part way through the party because of the fumes
i've gotta dress up twice and i'm trying to thing of simple shit, i'm going to see what i can find for wigs and go as lady soveriegn (i'm a dude) i'll walk around drinking heineken and showing off my arm pits.
Blue polo shirt tucked in, khaki pants, slicked back hair, possibly with a jon benet doll taped around your waist looking like its giving you a blow job like this
If you want something simple, be one of the crazy 88's (kill bill) Just wear a suit and get a fake sword and black eye mask from target or something. Pretty cheap unless you dont have a suit
TapOut has the signature shorts for $70, they don't have the ice at the top at that's stiched after the fact. The Replica belts was $200 on ebay but should be the icing on the cake for those who dont' know who chuck is.