Courtney Brooks
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is it my fault? There is this girl that I hate so much named Jane! So there was going to be this big party. I went and my friends were there, and so was Jane.
Jane's aunt and uncle were coming to town too... and they were staying at a hotel and they brought their son (who is like 16) who Jane has NEVER met before. They live at the very end of the U.S. and we live in Canada and they are major business people.
Jane seriously hasn't even seen this guy...rofl...
So when me and my friend Ashley were walking to the party, Ashley pointed to this guy and she was like "woah he is hot!" I just ignored her because I have a boyfriend!
So the guy started to talk to us and he was super nice and he really was knda cute. He said he came to town just a few hours ago and he is staying at the hotel near the mall and his parents are asleep so he went out for a while. He said his cousin lives in this area too...
So he said his name is Jeremy. We were like theres a party do u wanna come... he was like I dont know anybody! Ashley said he can go with her as her date! He was really happy.
OK at the party everyone was drinking. Jane was there and she was drunk and she started flirting with Jeremy. Jeremy got drunk after a few hours and he called his parents and said he will be home in a few hours. He was really drunk and so was Jane.
Then they were kissing on top of a table and people were cheering and stuff. Then she was lying down and he was masterbating her and she was SOOO drunk that she took off her top and he was touching her bare boobs.
Then they went upstairs together and they had sex. After they had sex Jane was all over him downstairs and one time she grabbed his d!ck and started rubbing it on her butt!! EWW GROSSSS
omfg
Jane left and this morning she forgot what the guys NAME WAS!
Me and Ashley were over at her house this afternoon because we have to do a science project together DX
Then her mom called her down and said her cousin is coming soon. Me and Jane like hate each other... so we were constantly arguing. But Jane's mom really likes me.
Jane's mom told us all to come down and she got like tea out and pop and snacks and told us to act really nice!
OK THIS IS THE HILARIOUS PART!
First Jane's uncle and Jane's aunt come. They hugged and they talked. Jane's aunt said she hasn't seen her since she was a baby!
Then Jane was like, where is my cousin (Jeremy) I wanna meet him!
Then I was like, Jane, isn't the guy you had sex with named Jeremy too? And she was like "TWO PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME NAME DIP SHHITT!"
Then Jeremy came in. And he was the SAME GUY JANE HAD SEX WITH.
And Jane's aunt was like, Jeremy, this is you cousin Jane, she is the same age as you and you were born two weeks after her, you guys used to talk when you were kids but now I bet you don't recognize each other!
ROFL, this means the guy Jane had sex with at the party, was her COUSIN, and she didn't know it! They kissed, touched boobs, masterbated each other, and had sex, and they were cousins!
Me and Ashley started laughing like crazy. When Jane realized she had sex with her cousin she ran outside. Jeremy ran to the bathroom and me and Ashley went outside because we couldnt stop laughing.
Jane was on the floor crying and she threw up twice and said omfg omfg omfg I had sex with my cousin and she was A MESS!
Me and Ashley kept laughing and we told everyone at school...
OK now I kinda feel bad becasue what if Jane gets pregnant or something? And I am the one who told him to come to the party and I pushed him and Jane closer together at the party (I had no idea they were cousins!)
What should I do?
What do you think will happen to Jane?
PS JANE TOLD HER MOM AND HER MOM SLAPPED HER AND KICKED HER OUT AND JEREMY'S DAD SAID U R A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHHIIT AND JEREMY RAN AWAY.
Jane's aunt and uncle were coming to town too... and they were staying at a hotel and they brought their son (who is like 16) who Jane has NEVER met before. They live at the very end of the U.S. and we live in Canada and they are major business people.
Jane seriously hasn't even seen this guy...rofl...
So when me and my friend Ashley were walking to the party, Ashley pointed to this guy and she was like "woah he is hot!" I just ignored her because I have a boyfriend!
So the guy started to talk to us and he was super nice and he really was knda cute. He said he came to town just a few hours ago and he is staying at the hotel near the mall and his parents are asleep so he went out for a while. He said his cousin lives in this area too...
So he said his name is Jeremy. We were like theres a party do u wanna come... he was like I dont know anybody! Ashley said he can go with her as her date! He was really happy.
OK at the party everyone was drinking. Jane was there and she was drunk and she started flirting with Jeremy. Jeremy got drunk after a few hours and he called his parents and said he will be home in a few hours. He was really drunk and so was Jane.
Then they were kissing on top of a table and people were cheering and stuff. Then she was lying down and he was masterbating her and she was SOOO drunk that she took off her top and he was touching her bare boobs.
Then they went upstairs together and they had sex. After they had sex Jane was all over him downstairs and one time she grabbed his d!ck and started rubbing it on her butt!! EWW GROSSSS
omfg
Jane left and this morning she forgot what the guys NAME WAS!
Me and Ashley were over at her house this afternoon because we have to do a science project together DX
Then her mom called her down and said her cousin is coming soon. Me and Jane like hate each other... so we were constantly arguing. But Jane's mom really likes me.
Jane's mom told us all to come down and she got like tea out and pop and snacks and told us to act really nice!
OK THIS IS THE HILARIOUS PART!
First Jane's uncle and Jane's aunt come. They hugged and they talked. Jane's aunt said she hasn't seen her since she was a baby!
Then Jane was like, where is my cousin (Jeremy) I wanna meet him!
Then I was like, Jane, isn't the guy you had sex with named Jeremy too? And she was like "TWO PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME NAME DIP SHHITT!"
Then Jeremy came in. And he was the SAME GUY JANE HAD SEX WITH.
And Jane's aunt was like, Jeremy, this is you cousin Jane, she is the same age as you and you were born two weeks after her, you guys used to talk when you were kids but now I bet you don't recognize each other!
ROFL, this means the guy Jane had sex with at the party, was her COUSIN, and she didn't know it! They kissed, touched boobs, masterbated each other, and had sex, and they were cousins!
Me and Ashley started laughing like crazy. When Jane realized she had sex with her cousin she ran outside. Jeremy ran to the bathroom and me and Ashley went outside because we couldnt stop laughing.
Jane was on the floor crying and she threw up twice and said omfg omfg omfg I had sex with my cousin and she was A MESS!
Me and Ashley kept laughing and we told everyone at school...
OK now I kinda feel bad becasue what if Jane gets pregnant or something? And I am the one who told him to come to the party and I pushed him and Jane closer together at the party (I had no idea they were cousins!)
What should I do?
What do you think will happen to Jane?
PS JANE TOLD HER MOM AND HER MOM SLAPPED HER AND KICKED HER OUT AND JEREMY'S DAD SAID U R A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHHIIT AND JEREMY RAN AWAY.