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Someone just forwarded this to me and I had to share the laughs. Note I am only posting 2 of the 6:
Think before you speak...
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak -
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
1st TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
He knew better.
2nd TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said 'I think I like playing with men's balls'
LOL... Hope you enjoy them!
Woops... didn't realize the first was bleeped out.. Supposed to say blow ***
Think before you speak...
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak -
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
1st TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
He knew better.
2nd TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said 'I think I like playing with men's balls'
LOL... Hope you enjoy them!
Woops... didn't realize the first was bleeped out.. Supposed to say blow ***