Forget it, Scoprio47. It's Chinatown.
"Okay, I get the picture -- White Tigers, LorRAB of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see-- Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit -- let me at 'em! "