Gross question, but i'm not joking?

[Honey ❤ Bees]

My farts smell absolulely disgusting tonight! I'm not kidding, I don't know what caused it, but they do. My boyfriend is coming over soon, and I haven't seen him in a few days, I don't want to gross him out and drive him away haha. What should I do to make them not smell terrible?
Sorry everyone!! yahoo automatically put in wrong section even though I tried to put it in Health.

 

[Inside-out]

Go somewhere you two probably won't go (like outside) and just let them all out! lmao. and take something like gas-x. then if smell lingers; spray febreeze.

 

[razz]

Excuse yourself to the bathroom when the need arises.


Gee, what's so difficult about that?

 

[Happiness is a warm Gun]

ew omg you fart?!?!?!? Ugh who does that?!?! Just rip a$$ and say 'excuse me I must have eaten taco bell' people who are ashamed of their farts have no place in this world.

 

[NightFoxx]

Aww guys, Don't feed the troll oO

 

[9121]

Hold it in. Spray Febreeze or something or else burn candles to try to mask it.

 

[b b]

Get a dog..... and if you fart, blame it on the dog.."BAD DOG...BAD DOG!!!"

 

[b b]

Get a dog..... and if you fart, blame it on the dog.."BAD DOG...BAD DOG!!!"

 

[brittany]

Ew, take some gasX. It was probably something you ate.

 

[kaykay]

go somewhere where there is lots of people and right after you let one rip tell him something smells really bad so he dosent think it was you

 

[XoxBabiiGuRlxxx]

its probably something that u ate jus try to hold it in as best as u can

 

[chuckles]

Have a bowell movement to clear out whatever is rotting in there.