Grilled Ham And Cheese, Onion Rings, A Slice Of French Silk Pie, And A Cherry Coke...

SGG is eating at her Mum's tonight so I am slobbing it and doing scampi n' chips for me whilst listening to the new REM - which I am mostly enjoying.
 
It's like a very ghey sausage roll, made for gheys by gheys or something else. :dry:

When I was a vegementarian, I went to this Chinese restaurant.

Says I, I'll have the Tofu, never having suffered it before. Never again.

I was looking at this pile of keek on my plate while a big fuck-off, ear-poppingly sizzling steak was being reverently delivered to the next table.

That was the beginning of the end.
 
Tofu is an affront to God Almighty giving us meat to eat and enjoy.

Vegetarians are actually consigning themselves to satan's fiery furnace.
 
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