Great "South Park" Quotes

Don't forget that classic one:
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
-You're bastards!"

And the morale they gived at most of the episodes of the first seasons with "You know, I learned something today..."
 
"It is offensive to the Jewish community"
"You ARE the Jewish Community" -"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"

"YOU F***ING ASS***!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!" -"It's Christmas In Canada"

"It's a Jersey Thing".
 
From the movie but some of my favorite SP quotes:
The whole of the dialogue in the classroom after the kids see Asses of Fire that culminates in "How would you like to suck my balls?"
This is probably one of my favorite scenes in the movie and any movie in general.

Stan: Chef, how do you get a girl to like you?
Chef: That's easy, you just have to find the ****oris.
I love Chef is always very matter of fact about these things, especially this.

Cartman: More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!
One of the main reasons I love this is because they reused the gag in Free Hat.

Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?
Stan: What's a buttfor?
Mole: For pooping, silly.

Soldier: Hey, you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe's dying over there!
This line is just ridiculous.

Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a jew.
Kyle: Yes I am Cartman. I am a Jew.
Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself.

Ike: Guys out there is hurted.
My favorite part if this quote is that home video releases don't even know what Ike is saying.

And of course from the series there's:
"Respect mah authoritah!"
How can you not love that?
 
well theres other characters that say memorable things as well..but im not sure I can say them with out getting in trouble due to language so I shall self censor.

1. Towlie: Hey anybody wanna get high

2 Butters. I'd rather be a pansy then a goth f*g.

3. City wok owner. D*** Mongolians keep knocking down my s**** wall!

4. But gee whiz stanny, if you triend to stop us, we would have to use our evil satanic powers on you.

5. Stan: Cartman your so going to Hell when you die!
 
Kyle: You know that one-fourth of Americans are retarded, right?...Here, let's do a test. There's four of us. (pointing to Cartman) You're retarded. That's one-fourth.

It's always satisfying to see Kyle score a good comeback against Cartman.
 
Just a friendly mod reminder here. Please provide reasons for why you like these quotes. This is becoming a list thread which is against the rules. In order to provide more productive discussions, it would be better to explain why you think these quotes or great or funny. Any post from now on that does not provide reasons for their choices will be subject to deletion and infractions. Please continue on with a more productive discussion. Thank you.
 
But, we have quote threads for The Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy that have gone on for ages now, and while in some cases people did explain why they liked the particular quote, a lot of the time it was just people posting quotes without explanation. I don't see why this one can't be any different, providing we can keep it toned down, due to the content of South Park versus the other shows.
 
"Well, I'm out guys. If this is what's cool now, i think I'm done. I no longer have any connection to this world. I'm going to go home and kill myself. Goodbye, friends."

- Eric Cartman, in regards to high school musical

I like it because I've found it applies to so much of pop culture. I most recently used it to sum up my feelings on Jersey Shore.
 
From "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Stan: "Cartman, you are so Godd*nm stupid; it's unbelievable."

The reason I think it's so funny is because to me, it completed Stan's transition from an immature kid to the deadpan straight man who has no tolerance for the stupidity of the majority of South Park.

Then, there's this one from "I'm a Little Bit Country"

Kyle: "I hate this town...I really do."

It's more or less of the above quote, showing how Stan and Kyle both have to deal with the absurdity around them, and it was a nice closer, too.
 
I was under the impression that all of those other quote threads had more explanation in order to prevent them from turning into list/spam threads. Even the Family Guy thread does start out with saying to offer a reason as to why you like those quotes. I would prefer to have more productive discussions here rather than just people listing different quotes. Though, keeping it toned down due to the content and language in South Park while giving explanations would be a good way to handle the discussion too.
 
There are sooooo many great quotes from Cartman. Mostly because there's something great about the voice inflections he put into it.

"Three more hours, sea-people. Just three more hours, and then you can finally take me away from this crappy g**-d***ed planet full of hippies..."
 
"NOW LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of MY ASS?!"

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe as a whole episode has some really great lines but this is the one that never fails to crack me up. I think it's mainly the delivery that does it for me. (I can't lie, I don't think this quote would've been nearly as funny with Cartman's current voice.)
 
It Hits the Fan

Cartman: Don't mind Kyle everyone; he's just got a little sand in his vagina.
Kyle: I do NOT have any sand in my vagina!

^ Um... that came out wrong?

Le Petit Tourette

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat? (etc)

^ More from the way he repeatedly says it, not necessarily the line itself.

Professor Chaos

Narrator: Will Professor Chaos' latest plot succeed and be the final undoing of Earth? And which boy has been chosen as the replacement for Kenny? And which of these South Park residents was killed and will never be seen again? The answer will come... right now: No; Tweek; Ms. Choksondik.

^ Love how quickly they wrap it up, literally in the last few seconds.

Cartoon Wars Part II

Kyle: Do the right thing, Mr. President.
FOX President: How about I allow the episode to air but, just censor out the image of Muhammad again?
Kyle: I wish that was good enough, but if you censor out Muhammad, then soon you'll have to censor out more.
Cartman: No gay speeches, Kyle!
Kyle: If you don't show Muhammad, then you've made a distinction what is okay to poke fun at, and what isn't. Either it's all okay, or none of it is.

^ Kyle's monologue about censorship should be required viewing for anybody.

Timmy! 2000

Mr. Garrison: All right, children, today we're gonna learn about human reproduction. What do you think about that?! (class is silent) Vaginas! And penises! Butt sex! (Cartman is silent) What's the matter, Cartman? Don't you have some smartass thing to say?
Cartman: What sort of smartass thing would I say, Mr. Garrison?

^ Gotta love OOC moments.
 
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"Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew. What about them? You don't give a crap about them because they aren't on your side. People like you preach tolerance and openmindedness all the time but when it comes to middle America you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political alignment. Just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government." -- Mr. Garrison yelling at Rosie O'Donnell

This was shortly after the 2000 vote. I was surprised how quickly they put the episode together. I thought it was pretty dead on.
 
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