secretprincess
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Having recently caught up with the hilarity that is "Archer", I wanted to start a "Great Quotes" for it. Have at it!
"Oh, I loved that dog so much..."
"That it was creepy and pathetic?"
-I just love Jessica Walter's wistful read here, quickly undercut by Jon Benjamin's perfect deadpan.
"Callgirl! She was a callgirl!"
"No, Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!"
-Love the rapidly escalating panic of these lines.
"Well, what's the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said 'quadroon'!"
"Imagine that!"
"You imagine it!"
"Both of you, imagine SHUTTING UP!"
-How can you not love this exchange?
"See, this is what happens when you drink all day and skip lunch!"
-Both good advice and incredibly mean.
"Is your ego so large that you cannot handle a single rejection?"
"...Yes."
-What's not to love about Ron Perlman as a gay Cuban spy asking this question and Archer's response?
"DANGER ZONE!"
-Archer annoying Lana with this is always great.
"Jesus, Krieger, you're still taping bum fights?"
"No, now I'm into something... darker."
-Krieger is great. 'Nuff said.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-I can't stop laughing at this line.
"Oh, I loved that dog so much..."
"That it was creepy and pathetic?"
-I just love Jessica Walter's wistful read here, quickly undercut by Jon Benjamin's perfect deadpan.
"Callgirl! She was a callgirl!"
"No, Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!"
-Love the rapidly escalating panic of these lines.
"Well, what's the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said 'quadroon'!"
"Imagine that!"
"You imagine it!"
"Both of you, imagine SHUTTING UP!"
-How can you not love this exchange?
"See, this is what happens when you drink all day and skip lunch!"
-Both good advice and incredibly mean.
"Is your ego so large that you cannot handle a single rejection?"
"...Yes."
-What's not to love about Ron Perlman as a gay Cuban spy asking this question and Archer's response?
"DANGER ZONE!"
-Archer annoying Lana with this is always great.
"Jesus, Krieger, you're still taping bum fights?"
"No, now I'm into something... darker."
-Krieger is great. 'Nuff said.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-I can't stop laughing at this line.
