Since you have great contacts in the industry, why don't you tell us why BP didn't start with the top kill in the first place?
I'm sure they are all good people who care about the environment there so much that they would gladly permanently plug up a productive well with mud and cement ASAP in order to protect the environment. They definitely wouldn't drag their feet on something like that. Especially with all those strict regulations and safety procedures they came up with with the MMS officials over dinners at Ruth's Chris and comped blow jobs from $1000 hookers in Vegas hot tubs.
Tell us about how responsible BP is and how safe everything is, since you're the industry insider. Tell us about how a spill that's already bigger than Exxon Valdez isn't going to have any economic effect on people who depend on the Gulf for their living (people who don't work for BP, I mean)
Tell us about how huge fucking tarballs washing up on the beaches here in Florida is going to have no economic impact on our tourist industry.