Got any good yo momma jokes? Bring it !?

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Yo mommas so ugly, your daddy used to take her to
work just so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye!!!
 
Yo mama so old she remembers when the dead sea was the sick sea.


Before yo mama sat in the grand canyon, it was the okay canyon.


Was yo mama born on a highway? I heard that's where most accidents happen.
 
yo mamma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her "what ya doing?" she said "movin"

and if you doing a yo mamma face off

yo mamma so stupid she thaught that joke was funny


yo mamma so old she sat behing Jesus in the third grade

yo mamma so hairy whereever she goes people yell "THE YETI"


yo mamma so fat she saw a bus full of white people and she said STOP THAT TWINKIE


yo mamma so fat shes the reason the titanic sunk


yo mamma so fat whenever she sits around the house she sits around the house.
 
Yo Momma is so old she was in Jesus yearbook!

Yo mamma sooo stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side

Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said 'who threw that rock at me?!'

Yo mama is so ugly that she stuck her head out the window,and got arrested for disturbing the peace

Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck

Yo mamma so fat I drove around her and ran out of gas

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo mama stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please.


I like this question.
I'm sick :D
 
yo mamma so skinny she hang glides on a dorito
yo mamma so fat after sex she smokes a ham
yo mamma ass so fat it looks like two pigs fighting over milk duds
yo mamma so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
 
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