Got any funny jokes, shorter the better?

[I Can't Think of Anything]

no corny jokes, funny ones.

 

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whats black and white, black and white,and black and white
a penguin rolling down a hill






whats black and white and laughing''
the penguin that pushed him

 

[Surya]

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day