GOP Rice - Chinese companies mass producing fake rice out of plastic

On Sat, 19 Feb 2011 05:04:11 -0800 (PST), Christopher Helms wrote:


like many converts, they may become more catholic than the pope.
 
On 2/19/2011 4:52 AM, blake murphy wrote:

While converts tend to be highly motivated, either internally or
externally, Catholicism is going to be a tough sell to the Chinese.
You're going to have to forget about all the Latin stuff and it's
against the law to procreate endlessly. The lucky charms and any
paraphernalia would be a good thing since they are really in garnering
luck. Veneration of ancestors is practiced so Mother Mary will have to
make room for a lot of relatives and in-laws. Keeping evil spirits at
bay is also important so you're going to have to get serious about
priests specializing in exorcisms of persons places and things. Now go
get em!

Personally, I think they're developing low-carb rice. If they can make
such a thing, I'm in baby!
 
On 2/19/2011 4:52 AM, blake murphy wrote:

While converts tend to be highly motivated, either internally or
externally, Catholicism is going to be a tough sell to the Chinese.
You're going to have to forget about all the Latin stuff and it's
against the law to procreate endlessly. The lucky charms and any
paraphernalia would be a good thing since they are really in garnering
luck. Veneration of ancestors is practiced so Mother Mary will have to
make room for a lot of relatives and in-laws. Keeping evil spirits at
bay is also important so you're going to have to get serious about
priests specializing in exorcisms of persons places and things. Now go
get em!

Personally, I think they're developing low-carb rice. If they can make
such a thing, I'm in baby!
 
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