good status suggestions?

[:)))]

for facebook, i need your opinions or different ways of saying this:

"Wow, I sure love honoring our presidents. Not at school."
"Thanks for all of your hard work, presidents! We get a day off "
"I never knew commemorating our presidents could be this fun"

or something like that. sorta sarcastic, like thank god its presidents day no school, but in a clever way. thanks!