Good Song Parodies

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I found the perfect one for christmas, by metallica:

[Verse 1]
Say your prayers little one
Don’t forget, my son
Santa knows what you’ve done
I’ve tucked you in, warm within
Go to sleep my friend, you know Santa will come

[Pre-chorus]
Sleep with one eye open
Watching the Christmas tree

[Chorus]
Christmas lights
Holy night
Good children
He’ll bring you presents once again

[Verse 2]
Here he comes, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
Of sugar plums and snow white
Dreams of bikes, dreams of toys
For the good girls and boys
He knows who’s naughty and nice

[Repeat Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]

(Spoken)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I will not share, my toys I’ll keep
And if I die before I wake
I pray the lord my toys will break

Hush little baby; don’t say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It’s just a reindeer on the roof
Santa’s real – that’s living proof!

[Repeat Chorus]
 
I didn't mean to put christmas parodies but anyway who cares here is a parody of tnt:

Ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch, ow, ugh, ow, ouch

Pus is dripping from my privates
And it really hurts to pee
Not sure how I got it yet
But now I am not clean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Used no rubber
Used no condom
Man that was really durab


Now I’ve got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?

I’m dirty, diseased, it burns like hell
I’m a sorry man
My Johnson shriveled and turned black
Understand?
I don't want your daughter
Don't want your wife
On the bathroom floor
Hacked it off with a knife
Couldn't take the pain
Flushed it down the drain

Yeah, I’ve got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?

Yeah, I’ve got VD. I am not right.
Got VD. What happened last night?
Got VD. Now I'll need a shot
Got VD. What have I got?
 
Since we are being gross :D

Syphilis Sung to the Tune for the Beatles Song Yesterday

Syphilis it started with a simple kiss
now its hard to take a piss oh I beleive in Syphilis

Suddenly Im only half the man I used to be
There are things falling off of me
oh Syphilis came suddenly

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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