I'm working at a haunted house, and i'm in the prison yard. When the customers come through we talk smack to them, get right in their faces. If they are all adults then we can say (yahoo wont let me type the whole word) the D word, and the A word. We CANNOT call anyone the B word though. So no jokes with that. We already have some jokes like (basic) "you sure got a pretty mouth", "you got some white teeth, can I help mak'em whiter" (thats the C\/M on your teeth joke.) I say things like "next time you come back, you gonna make me C\/M" Just messed up crap like that. So I need some butt rapeing jokes like that. Not to long, and not to offensive (as if those arent offensive already lol) So if anyone could help me out i'd appreciate it.