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George Bush went to a primary school to talk to the kids to
Get a little PR. After his talk he offered question time.
One little boy put up his hand and George asked him his name.
"Stanley," responded the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kiddies that they will continue with questions after recess.
When they resumed George said, "OK, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?
Another little boy put up his hand. George asked him his name.
"Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happen to Stanley?"
Get a little PR. After his talk he offered question time.
One little boy put up his hand and George asked him his name.
"Stanley," responded the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kiddies that they will continue with questions after recess.
When they resumed George said, "OK, where were we?
Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?
Another little boy put up his hand. George asked him his name.
"Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happen to Stanley?"