Two hunters are in the woods on a cool fall morning. Suddenly, one of the hunters collapses to the ground! He stops breathing and his eyes glaze over. Immediately the other hunter grabs his cell phone and calls 911. The 911 operator answers and the hunter yells, "You gotta help me, my friend is dead what do I do?"
"Settle down sir, I am here to help. First of all you need to make sure that he is dead before we take any drastic measures, okay sir?" says the 911 operator.
"okay..." says the hunter. Then there is a long pause...
"BANG"
The hunter get back on the phone. "Now what?"
"Settle down sir, I am here to help. First of all you need to make sure that he is dead before we take any drastic measures, okay sir?" says the 911 operator.
"okay..." says the hunter. Then there is a long pause...
"BANG"
The hunter get back on the phone. "Now what?"