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After God had created the first man and woman of the earth and gave them each their own traits, he had yet two last gifts for them in his bag of creation.
The first of which was the ability to pee while standing. Adam jumped on the spot. "Oh God, please! Me, me! I want that gift."
God looked to Eve who smiled. "If he wants it so badly, I don't see why not."
And so Adam went off to gleefully run his stream over the nearest tree, laughing all the while.
"So," Eve inquired of her Lord. "What is left in that bag for me? I don't think it gets much better than that." She motioned to where Adam was still giggling.
"Well," God replied with a smile. "For you, Eve, and the generations of women to come, I gift you ... with brains."
Yeah, I liked this one too. I heard it back when I was really little. Surprising that I remembered it.
The first of which was the ability to pee while standing. Adam jumped on the spot. "Oh God, please! Me, me! I want that gift."
God looked to Eve who smiled. "If he wants it so badly, I don't see why not."
And so Adam went off to gleefully run his stream over the nearest tree, laughing all the while.
"So," Eve inquired of her Lord. "What is left in that bag for me? I don't think it gets much better than that." She motioned to where Adam was still giggling.
"Well," God replied with a smile. "For you, Eve, and the generations of women to come, I gift you ... with brains."
Yeah, I liked this one too. I heard it back when I was really little. Surprising that I remembered it.