Yes I know you love your Ninja films but going around with a dressing gown on and a sweat band around your head is going to an extreme Biggy and as for your attempts at the splits.......well
I can only say that I doubt you will get into the Ninja film industry
Blimey Euge. I was just browsing through the movie section and came across this thread. You are a bigger geek than me! We seem to be into alot of the same sheet.
Ninjas throw me back to the 80's. I knew a teenage Ninja who is now a Policeman but that's a different story.