God just kicked me in the balls!

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wildhorse i

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My dad was put in jail for shit charges. my mom cant work and I'm 17 trying to pay the bills and rent. It feels like God just fucking bagged me.IT FUCKING SUX
 
I really very sorry for laughing, but the mental image of seeing God kick someone in the nads is pretty damn funny.

Sorry to hear bout your dad, he probably shouldn't have broken the law. If he didn't, sue the fuck out of some people. It's the American way.
 
Well I am sure there is government ways to help you get through this hard time in your life. Get your mom's ass out to get some. Or move someplace cheaper. Always options.
 
Let's say we're all with you on the whole God thing. Let's say that he does control everything important and what-not:

"Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

Name that quote!
 
Ok...so why exactly can't your mom work? It seems like there is a growing number of single moms who are simply unable to work though their kids are old enough to take care of themselves and produce their own income to help with the bills, not pay for all of them and suffer under unbearable amounts of stress.

Call me lazy but I think you should merely be helping to pay the rent...your mom should have at least a part-time job...no child under 18 should be expected to uphold the payments of a house and a car and groceries and utilities by themselves...it's simply overwhelming.
 
Well if you think joining the Church of Satan is a good way to get back at God, think again. They're not even real devil worshippers, they're just a bunch of athiests who wear silly outfits. Even if they were, Satan is on God's payroll, anyhow.
If you really want get back at God, succeed in life. The evil bastard hates it when humans manage to lead productive, fullfilling lives. Every bit of happiness a person feels inflicts pain upon the evil deities who put us here. I cannot tell you how to win at life. Hell, I'm trying to figure out how to beat it myself.
 
cheer up man , lives hard!

anyways it's pretty fucked up that you dad is in jail, which reminds me of don't try to fuck with the law.

Tell your mom that you can't pay the bills alone she must fucking help !
 
Ignore the heartless raven, there are many who understand you. You're in a horrible situation, hopefully it will pass, as most bad things do, and you can remember this horrible time from afar. Good luck.
 
Yea she cant work because she has a mental disease that she has break downs a lot. And what my typing seems like hell is I can only type with one hand. My other got cut at school. And we are on some government programs. but it's hard on a 150 to 175 a week pay check to pay 272 month rent and bills that equal to bout 700 a month. so yea it really blows the universal penis.
 
If you need money, I know someone who will rent your arse for a month. Apparently he pays well. You may not be able to sit down for a while. And you may need to buy nappies (diapers for you septics).

Let me know.
 
An enormously large bodybuilder once threw a bench at my balls. He then forced me to call him "god" or else he would stomp on them too.

I think this is a similar situation to yours. Therefore I am empathetic towards you.

PS That's a true story - I'm fairly certain my left testicle has been significantly smaller than the right ever since.
 
Well, I can't really emphasize with the ball pain, as I have none, but your situation really sucks. I'm sure if you try hard enough and think about it long enough there will be a solution to your problem. There's a way out of everything. It's just a matter of finding the loophole. Good luck.
 
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