God damn car. I think the dealer fucked me.

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lekfxr

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I got the transmission flushed today at STS. It's running and shifting soooo much smoother now. Eric is going to change my oil and oil filter tomorrow.

The engine runs much smoother after they repositioned the throttle body. It still feels like midgets are fucking in my engine bay around 2-3,000 RPM so I'm gonna have them replace it.



I definitely lied to you guys about that one. Man, I just wanted to brag about a USED HYUNDAI. Because it's so much more baller than a BMW or a Benz.



Fuck yeah. It's certified pre-owned, motherfucker. Which means there should be only cosmetic issues.
 
No it's NOT certified. At least not by Hyundai. Again, it had too many miles when you bought it to qualify for the program. The qualifications are right there. What are you? Retarded?

Oh... right. My bad.
 
Yeah it might have been certified by the place you bought it from (I don't think it was a Hyundai dealership?). But all that means is that the oil levels are up, the coolant is full, the windshield washer fluid is full, brake fluid is topped up, and there's air in the tires. Oh, and the muffler bearings are good.
 
That's just one of many gimmicks in car sales. I've never bought a car and I know that. Certified pre-owned is basically as good as them saying they can certify that it's been previously owned. Used is used; they'd sell you shit on wheels and call it certified pre-owned if they thought that's what they needed to tell you to get your ass to buy it.

I thought of another one
certified pre-eaten food (or certified pre-polished turd) is still a piece of shit.
 
Actually yes, I do. Go down to your local farm and ranch supply store, and ask for a wire stretcher. They might even have a small selection of styles!
 
Most of which are made in America.

Descent's only problem here is that he refused to listen to the honest advice people gave him. But that's his modus operandi so nobody should be real surprised I guess.
 
sorry to hear about your car.

I also wanted to let you know that I found the line "it's like I got obese people fucking in my engine bay." to be quite offensive.

But yeah, sucks about your car.
 
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