Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
and lastly......
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
