Plasticbox
New member
Here is one to start you off.
So there are three daughters who are asking their father about their names.
The first one says, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?" and he replies, "Well, thats because a Daisy fell on your head when you were little."
The second one says, "Well why was i named Petunia?" and the father replies, "Because a Tulip fell on your head when you were little"
The third one asks, "uuuruururururuguguugugghhhh?" and to this, the father says ," SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK!"
Its better if you can actually make the braindead grunts.
NO! you tell me jokes. thats how it works. Jokes, maybe puns or something... i dunno. NOTHING ELSE. I don't want them off the internet, since that would mean sifting through all the crappy ones to get to gems.
So there are three daughters who are asking their father about their names.
The first one says, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?" and he replies, "Well, thats because a Daisy fell on your head when you were little."
The second one says, "Well why was i named Petunia?" and the father replies, "Because a Tulip fell on your head when you were little"
The third one asks, "uuuruururururuguguugugghhhh?" and to this, the father says ," SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK!"
Its better if you can actually make the braindead grunts.
NO! you tell me jokes. thats how it works. Jokes, maybe puns or something... i dunno. NOTHING ELSE. I don't want them off the internet, since that would mean sifting through all the crappy ones to get to gems.