give me a riddle to use on my friend.?

he thinks he is "all that" and "a know it all" and i just want to give him something that he will choke on. any help?
 
The word has seven letters..
Preceded God..
Greater than God..
More evil than the devil.
All poor people have it..
Wealthy people need it..
If you eat it,-You will die!

Answer:
NOTHING!


LOL.
 
Okay here are a few to try on him!

The man who made it, didn't need it.
The man who bought it, didn't use it.
The man who used it, didn't want it.
What was it?


Answer: A Coffin



Looks like water,
But it's heat.
Sits on sand,
Lays on concrete.
People have been known,
To folow it everywhere.
But it gets them no place,
And all they can do is stare.
What is it?


Answer: A MIrage


Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I follow
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.


Answer: Your Shadow


Here's a good one!

How can you make 101010 = 950, by just adding one line?

Answer: Add the line across the 2nd 1 like this 10T010 = 950.
 
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