Girls...

Hey,
If it weren't for a girl you wouldn't be here and if it weren't for that blood then you would be dead so get over yourself and go get laid!! :mfinger: :bonk:
 
Psssssst! And so you shouldn't. Females are actually aliens.
Yep, if they ever knew i was telling. oh boy, i'd be in a heap of trouble!!!!!!!!!!

the plan is to invade your bathrooms,
dominate the testasterone plagued species by turning them into metrosexuals,
making them frail, easy targets...
at which point we will be harvesting your bodies for your sperm,
freezing it for our future purposes,
rendering the male species only good for taking out the garbage, killing bugs, lifting heavy things, and of course to bitch at when we're PMS-ing.
occassionally we'll lend you out to our friends...
for ...whatever...they want to do with you.
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.
:tongue:

...as if that wasn't already the case????:owned:
 
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