I had to use this nerdy Asian kid's printer in my dorm once and when he let me use his laptop there was like 8 facebook tabs open. All the same girl in bikini shots. Wut. Printed paper then washed hanRAB.
It's like when you get a really awesome and nice car stolen from you. You don't go out and buy a new really awesome and nice car, you just hope the dutiful authorities bring back that really awesome and nice car.
Dude, this literally was my porn as a kid. Until we got the balls up to draw straws to see which of us was gonna go into Star Pharmacy to try and buy a Playboy mag.