A Coach load of 16 year old Public school girls were on an outing when their coach crashed killing them all.
They arrived in heaven at the gate of St Peter and formed an orderly queue.
St. Peter said to the first girl “To enter the kingdom of God you must be cleansed of all sin. So I will ask you one question. “Phillipa, have you ever come in contact with a penis?”
The girl looked very sheepish and said “Well I did touch one once with the end of my finger.”
“Very well my child” said St Peter “ put your finger in the Holy water and you’ll cleansed and you may enter Gods kingdom”
So she did and the gates opened and in she went.
St. Peter then said to the next girl “To enter the kingdom of God you must be cleansed of all sin. So I will ask you one question. “ Kirsten, have you ever come in contact with a penis?”
“Well” said the girl very embarrassed “I did hold one once.”
“Very well my child” said St Peter “ put your hand in the Holy water and you’ll cleansed and you may enter Gods kingdom”
So she did and the gates opened and in she went.
Suddenly, there was a great commotion from the back of the queue and a girl came running up to the gates pushing and shoving all the other girls out of the way, there were bodies everywhere. She strode up to St peter and said
“ Look mate if I’ve got to gargle with that stuff I want to do it before Felicity sticks her ar*e in it!”
They arrived in heaven at the gate of St Peter and formed an orderly queue.
St. Peter said to the first girl “To enter the kingdom of God you must be cleansed of all sin. So I will ask you one question. “Phillipa, have you ever come in contact with a penis?”
The girl looked very sheepish and said “Well I did touch one once with the end of my finger.”
“Very well my child” said St Peter “ put your finger in the Holy water and you’ll cleansed and you may enter Gods kingdom”
So she did and the gates opened and in she went.
St. Peter then said to the next girl “To enter the kingdom of God you must be cleansed of all sin. So I will ask you one question. “ Kirsten, have you ever come in contact with a penis?”
“Well” said the girl very embarrassed “I did hold one once.”
“Very well my child” said St Peter “ put your hand in the Holy water and you’ll cleansed and you may enter Gods kingdom”
So she did and the gates opened and in she went.
Suddenly, there was a great commotion from the back of the queue and a girl came running up to the gates pushing and shoving all the other girls out of the way, there were bodies everywhere. She strode up to St peter and said
“ Look mate if I’ve got to gargle with that stuff I want to do it before Felicity sticks her ar*e in it!”